Magician's Assistant - Friends & Lovers Part 7

"First off, Mike, I want to be your maid of honor. And secondly, since staying in hotels gets to be a real drag, whenever I'm in the area, I'd kind of like to have an open invitation to stay with you guys. Believe me, I won't be an imposition, and I won't overstay my welcome."

"How?" Mike stammered. "How the hell did you know that the two of us want to get married?"

"Because. I heard the two of you talking about it earlier this morning."

"Huh?" John was noticeably perplexed.

Mike, on the other hand, was curious. "Exactly when did you hear the two of talking about getting married?"

"When the two of you were in bed together."

"You mean to tell me that you were listening?"

"Yes. As a matter of fact, I was," Magatrix freely admitted.

"And, just how long were you listening?" John gruffly demanded.

"Well. I guess you could say, pretty much the whole time the two of you were there, save for about the first fifteen minutes, give or take a couple of minutes more or less. Look, guys, I have a little confession to make. When it comes to the guys I've had an occasion to change into girls, I'd have to say that I'm a bit of a voyeur at heart. That's to say that whenever the opportunity present itself, I like to watch."

"Oh, you do, do you?" John was a becoming a tad bit miffed.

"Yes, I'm sorry to say that I do. Basically, I guess it's because I feel that I've got a vested interested in seeing how my handiwork turns out. And, I must say that you guys surpassed all my expectations."

"We did?" Mike was intrigued. "How so?"

"Well." Magatrix endeavored to explain herself. "While I always expected that the two of you would eventually arrive at the decisions you have, I never once expected either of you to arrive at those decisions as quickly as the two of you did. In other words, the two of you shocked the shit out of me!"